Thanks to aliens in my body, I am going under the surgeon's knife at 10am. Aliens? You bet. According to the dictionary online, "alien" is defined as "unlike one's own; strange; not belonging to one". I can assure you these growths in my body are NOT like the normal cellular tissue occupying the surrounding tissue.
With the surgeon's help, the aliens will be issued an eviction notice tomorrow morning, effective post-haste. No squatters allowed, ya hear?!
I'll let you know of the eviction's success tomorrow, hopefully.
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