A mother and her ten-year-old son are talking. He's just arrived home from playing baseball.
mom: "I'm sorry your team lost. Did anything noteworthy happen?"
son: "Well, a new kid joined our team and he's left-handed."
mom: "Oh? Is anything different because he's left-handed?"
son: "It's kinda the same, except the opposite. Like he wears his glove on his right hand, not his left."
son: "And when he bats, it's from the other side of the plate."
mom: "I get it - and if he hits a pitch, he runs to third base instead of first, right?"
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