pun day is the best day!

I think 

I figured out 

why our generation is  

common sense smart.

We had Lawn Darts

and Clacker Balls

to take out the stupid ones.

 

Thanks, my childhood friend, Faye Hill Kameron!

 

 

When you live alone you can't blame anyone else for hiding your things.

 

Thanks, Dawn's friend, Lisa Triplett Brown! 

 

Why didn't you look for me? 

Don't you carrot all?

 

Oh, I knew you'd turnip sooner or later.

 

Thanks, Ronnie's friend, Donna Faye Johnson!

No matter how big and bad you are,

when a two year old

hands you a toy phone,

you answer it.

 

Thanks, longtime church friend, Ray Ellis!

A priest, a reverend, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood.

 

The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, "I think I'm a Type-O."

 

Thanks, my new church friend, Sherry Giddens!

Stupid Microwave.

I pressed 

"Pizza" 

and it still came out a potato.

 

Thanks, longtime high school friend, Jo Coleman-Williams!

The man who invented the Ferris Wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round.

They traveled in different circles.

 

Thanks, my Armstrong college friend, Eric Mitchell!

Do you ever sing in the car? 

 

Yes, but only when I'm going in reverse.

 

Why's that?

 

Because I'm a backup singer.

 

Thanks, my Navy friend, Bob Bueling!