This is one of my favorite jokes, sent by email by my fsilm.
A panda walks into a restaurant. He sits down and orders a sandwich and quietly enjoys his meal. When the waiter gives him the check, the panda suddenly stands up, pulls out a gun, and shoots out all the windows!
As the panda is making his exit from the eatery, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You have to pay for this damage and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”
The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I’m a PANDA! P-A-N-D-A! Look it up!”
The manager goes to his office and opens his dictionary, where he reads the following definition for panda: “A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring.
Eats shoots and leaves.”
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I have probably mentioned this elsewhere, but it certainly bears repeating...
even though pandas are more raccoons than bears...
'fsilm' means former sister-in-law's mother...
and that would be Bev Lockamy.
I'm so glad I have these jokes to remember her.
fb flashback from Jan. 29, 2010:
"This is fast becoming a favorite quote! It's on the wall at T-Rex Mex (new place on Broughton)."
[the quote in the picture: "I think music is the only hope this world has." Waylon Jennings]
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Ernest Delong
You'll need to take me there sometime.
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Sharon Frain Novinger
I love me some Waylon!! In fact Andy's ringtone on my phone is his song "I've Always been Crazy (but it's kept me from going insane!).
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Faustina Smith
That's one of my favorite songs! I've even done it in karaoke... may be time to do so again!
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Bonnie Rae Terrell
Weeeee! It's T-Rex Mex!
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[2026 note: that restaurant has been gone for at least 15 years, probably longer]
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