Some Football Humor
Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Atlanta Falcons
Q: How do you keep an Atlanta Falcon out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Atlanta in case of a tornado?
A: The Georgia Dome -- they never have a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call an Atlanta Falcon with a Super Bowl Ring?
A: A thief
Q: What's the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Atlanta Falcons and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What do the Atlanta Falcons and Billy Graham have in common?
A: Both can make 72,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"
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