Thursday, July 23, 2015

fright songs and spider veins



Okay, some of these may be repeats, but that's okay.
I like them that much!

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His ability to brew such amazing Earl Grey, chamomile, and chai was a result of his "expert-teas".

Hundreds of millions of cars have crossed the Golden Gate bridge, thanks to its long life span.

After seeing how angry the male cow was, she decided to steer clear.

The Cyclops couldn't help but notice the new arrival after she caught his eye.

If Ichabod Crane was going to outrun Sleepy Hollow's horseman, he'd need to keep ahead.

An arsonist is one with a burning passion.

The arachnid had her legs examined by a doctor after becoming worried about her spider veins.

When Michael Collins piloted the Apollo 11 command module on 7-21-69, he was over the moon.

When the Viking leader needed a new means of communication, he invented "Norse" code.

When challenged to deliver such a huge bouquet for the special occasion, the florist rose to it.

The owners of the new plant nursery had no plans to ever move and wanted to put down roots.

Locking up her valuables in the wall behind the painting didn't work because it wasn't fail-safe.

The affectionate pigeons were lovey-dovey.

Everyone watching the 4th of July fireworks display was having a blast.

The Wikipedia page about the history of the limbo featured the low-down.

Going through the gift shop at the museum was a package tour.

To the teenagers, seeing Roman ruins all day was enough "For-um".

To pay for the new roof support system, he used his "truss" fund.

She had to give up tennis for a while, but she was now back in the swing of things.

During the ghosts' football game, the band played their "fright" song.

After throwing the touchdown pass to win the game, his teammates rushed him.

When the customer at the Italian eatery got angry, he gave the owner a "pizza" of his mind.

They asked the reporter where to buy the best gelato, so they could get the scoop.

The high price of their past dinner in Florence cost them a pretty "penne".

Lot's wife took a turn for the worse.

A slat occupies a blind spot.

When it came to Thomas Edison's innovations, the museum had an impressive "invent-ory".

Getting a cash advance on his credit card wasn't in his best interest.

After a business trip, the owner of the Hawaiian sugar plantation was finally home sweet home.

When it came to learning how to swim, she was ready to dive right in.

They wanted more information about the mountain they'd just climbed, so they read up on it.

In the 1950's, 45 RPM records became so popular because people thought they were groovy.

Orators are figures of speech.

Ushers put you in your place.

Their kite flew so well because it was top-of-the-line.

He wanted to change the channel, but with his wife there he didn't have a remote chance.

King Kong wanted to play for the Yankees, but he was too large for the Big leagues.

After sinking the winning basket, he and his teammates had a ball.

After he stole second, the baseball players touched base.

James Bond complained about his drink because it was too "mar-teeny".

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