'noids do not have sex with doodles

"Wow. Has the chill in the air frozen your brain, dear?"

Oh, ha ha ha. No, that's the one rule that cannot be broken in Ralph Bakshi's movie that combines live action with cartoons, a la "Bedknobs And Broomsticks" or "Who Framed Roger Rabbit". "Cool World" is one that I somehow missed, but, in my defense, 1992 was a bit busy for me. I was finishing my doctoral research, sewing my wedding dress, going off to Michigan for a wedding shower with his mom and friends, getting married, and driving back and forth to Savannah from Tallahassee on a frequent basis. So, going to the cinema was a tad low on my list of things to do. (smile!)

"I remember. Being retired has really amped up your movie-going, that's for sure. So, what was this Bakshi movie? I recall that you discovered his work when you were in Panama."

That's because we had a theatre lounge in an old Army officer's house in Coco Solo. SOmeone would get us a few reels of movies and we'd watch them on the old projector when we were off duty. "Wizards" drew me in with its title, of course, and I fell in love with the story of good versus evil! That was in 1978. "Cool World" was written a good decade later, then rewritten by two other people when the producer didn't like it. My guess is Mancuso wanted a happy ending on this live-action animated fantasy, so that's what he got.

"And that's what you chose for this $1 Movie Night reward from Comcast?"

Yep! I'm glad I've seen it, too, even though it was a far cry from "Wizards" or some of his later works, like "Fire And Ice" or "American Pop". For one thing, the 28-year-old Brad Pitt couldn't seem to get his body language in sync with the cartoons he interacted with, so those scenes came off as awkward. He played 'Frank Harris', a veteran who got transported into the fantasy realm when his motorcycle crashed, killing his mom. That was in 1945, and 47 years later, he's still there, serving as the head of the Police Department. He has a girlfriend there, 'Lonette', but they've never had sex. See, that would violate the one law: Humanoids do not have sex with Doodles.

"Oh, okay. I get the post title now. So, let me guess, someone is going to violate that law and cause mayhem, is that it?"

Absolutely! And that someone is 'Holli Would', a curvy blonde Doodle who wants to follow in the footsteps of the mythical 'Vegas Vinnie', a Doodle that supposedly became human and struck it rich in Las Vegas. To that end, she enlists the aid of 'Jack Deebs', a cartoonist who thinks he created that realm, and her, while he was in prison. As soon as he's released, 'Holli' zaps him into her realm, knowing he will gladly have sex with her and make her "real".

"And of course he does and mayhem does result..."

Oh, you betcha! That Doodle is portrayed by a giggly 39-year-old Kim Basinger, with the ex-con cartoonist played by 41-year-old Gabriel Byrne. They were well-versed in making contact with imaginary folks. (smile!) 

"And there you were, dining on your version of your Mama's Salmon Stew."

Absolutely. That tuna chowder nourished my body and my soul tonight. Who could ask for anything more? Not I. Now, I'm going to wind down and get ready for my nice, warm, bedroom. I'm so glad I set up the space heater earlier!