Showing posts with label bunny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bunny. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

don't blame the bunny



me: Did you ask for this cold weather? I know that i most certainly did NOT.
1st niece: Absolutely not! Maybe it was Santa.
me: Well, he must have dementia. Not even close to December!
1st niece: maybe it wasn't him... Who could it be?
me: Easter bunny? His fur IS white - i think.
1st niece: Jason suggested that it might have been Jack Frost.
me: That trickster is quite likely.
1st niece: It seems he would have gotten cold feet.
me: :-)

Just passing time in the middle of the afternoon...

Saturday, October 12, 2013

got pumpkin?

At first, it was simply a pumpkin, growing in a sandy patch of ground, soaking up sunshine and drinking sweet rain. It was a pumpkin in the wild, not yet separated from its tether to the great Earth on which it grew. It was living the good life, unaware that a change was coming with the crisp coolness in the air and the lengthening nights.
One sunny fall day, change came. No more would the pumpkin bask in sunshine and wake to morning dew. Workers arrived with blades and severed the pumpkin from its strong green lifeline. They gently placed it into the harvest truck, mindful that pumpkins have tender flesh which, like that of all living things, will bruise if treated roughly.
As soon as the truck arrived to the hillside by the highway, the workers quickly, and ever so gently, tossed the pumpkin and others like it onto the ground, forming neat rows, much like those in which the pumpkin once grew. The pumpkin felt more at home, especially as the sun was still warm on its firm rind. People admired its warm color, too.
The woman had sought The Great Pumpkin, but had not found it. She spotted the pumpkin with its deep orange skin and warty veins. Only five dollars? She picked it up, careful of its remnant of a stem. She cradled the bas-relief flesh close to her side, then stowed the unique pumpkin into a cloth bag. Soon, it was the belle of the ball at a carving party.
Carving?!? The pumpkin's rind was pierced repeatedly near its stem until finally the stem could be used to lift the separated circlet away. Pumpkin innards streamed down, entangled pumpkin seeds gleaming whitely in the sudden light of the afternoon sun. The creamsicle-hued inner flesh was firm and moist.
As the pumpkin was divested of its seeds and the stringy goop in which they existed, another woman was already at work on its companion from Burt's Farm. The pale, green-tinted skin had hidden a deeply orange interior, which was now being revealed by the deft strokes of the knife. A ghost kitty face was in the making.
What design would be carved into, and through, its flesh? The purchaser started with one design, but changed to better accommodate the quirks of the warts on this shapely pumpkin. Some slow cuts through the rind, some quicker knife scrapes to the spongy inner flesh, and the work was done. A rotund face with one eye open and one eye gone, wearing a crooked, narrow-lipped grin, now animated the pumpkin's surface.
And when the lights go out... Boo!

Saturday, September 14, 2013

His eye is on the sparrow

My fsil's mother sent this to me today. it isn't the first time she's done so, but the timing is the key on this occasion. I don't know if it's true or not, but it is a lovely tale. I did track down the copyrighted story, as written by the songwriter John Thomas Oaks.

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The SPARROW at STARBUCKS - The song that silenced the cappuccino machine.

It was chilly in Manhattan but warm inside the Starbucks shop on 51st Street and Broadway, just a skip up from Times Square. Early November weather in New York City holds only the slightest hint of the bitter chill of late December and January, but it's enough to send the masses crowding indoors to vie for available space and warmth. For a musician, it's the most lucrative Starbucks location in the world, I'm told, and consequently, the tips can be substantial if you play your tunes right.

Apparently, we were striking all the right chords that night, because our basket was almost overflowing. It was a fun, low-pressure gig - I was playing keyboard and singing backup for my friend who also added rhythm with an arsenal of percussion instruments. We mostly did pop songs from the '40s to the '90s with a few original tunes thrown in. During our emotional rendition of the classic, "If You Don't Know Me by Now," I noticed a lady sitting in one of the lounge chairs across from me. She was swaying to the beat and singing along.

After the tune was over, she approached me. "I apologize for singing along on that song. Did it bother you?" she asked.

"No," I replied. "We love it when the audience joins in. Would you like to sing up front on the next selection?" To my delight, she accepted my invitation. "You choose," I said. "What are you in the mood to sing?"

"Well. ... do you know any hymns?"
Hymns? This woman didn't know who she was dealing with. I cut my teeth on hymns. Before I was even born, I was going to church. I gave our guest singer a knowing look. "Name one."

"Oh, I don't know. There are so many good ones. You pick one."

"Okay," I replied. "How about 'His Eye is on the Sparrow'?"

My new friend was silent, her eyes averted. Then she fixed her eyes on mine again and said, "Yeah. Let's do that one." She slowly nodded her head, put down her purse, straightened her jacket and faced the center of the shop. With my two-bar setup, she began to sing, "Why should I be discouraged? Why should the shadows come?"

The audience of coffee drinkers was transfixed. Even the gurgling noises of the cappuccino machine ceased as the employees stopped what they were doing to listen. The song rose to its conclusion.

"I sing because I'm happy; I sing because I'm free. For His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me."

When the last note was sung, the applause crescendoed to a deafening roar that would have rivaled a sold-out crowd at Carnegie Hall. Embarrassed, the woman tried to shout over the din, "Oh, y'all go back to your coffee! I didn't come in here to do a concert! I just came in here to get something to drink, just like you!"

But the ovation continued.. I embraced my new friend. "You, my dear, have made my whole year! That was beautiful!"

"Well, it's funny that you picked that particular hymn," she said.
"Why is that?" I asked.

"Well," she hesitated again, "that was my daughter's favorite song."
"Really!" I exclaimed.

"Yes," she said, and then grabbed my hands. By this time, the applause had subsided and it was business as usual at the cofee shop. "She was 16. She died of a brain tumor last week."

I said the first thing that found its way through my stunned silence. "Are you going to be okay?"

She smiled through tear-filled eyes and squeezed my hands. "I'm gonna be okay. I've just got to keep trusting the Lord and singing his songs, and everything's gonna be just fine."
She picked up her bag, gave me her card, and then she was gone.

Was it just a coincidence that we happened to be singing in that particular coffee shop on that particular November night? Coincidence that this wonderful lady just happened to walk into that particular shop? Coincidence that of all the hymns to choose from, I just happened to pick the very hymn that was the favorite of her daughter, who had died just the week before? I refuse to believe it.

God has been arranging encounters in human history since the beginning of time, and it's no stretch for me to imagine that he could reach into a coffee shop in midtown Manhattan and turn an ordinary gig into a revival. It was a great reminder that if we keep trusting him and singing his songs, everything's gonna be okay.

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Good message. Hopeful, too.

That message was reflected at the funeral today, too, as was... this song.
Coincidence or reinforcement of content?
I had started this post prior to the funeral and had no idea which songs, if any, might be part of the ceremony. This last paragraph was added as a postscript after Guerry's service was done.
Thank you to my angels.
i thank You, God.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, DOO, doo doo doo doo doo

Here's one from the bunny peacock, while nestled in his natural habitat.

(Hey, it just seemed to be the right one for the job!)

WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

MORAL : Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.

Sunday, March 31, 2013

hippety hoppety!


Easter began early for me this year. As in, late last night, in the wee small hours, just past midnight. The peace guy had said earlier that he had gotten something for me for Easter, then added it was something for both of us - and I was totally, but pleasantly, surprised that he had done such a thing. Something for me for Easter?? Really???
As I've mentioned here, this particular holiday is not especially a favorite of mine. The death of my mother is heavier than usual on me when the Peeps are in bloom.
So, last night, after our return from a late movie, we're just sitting around the table, enjoying a little bowl of the lentil soup he'd made earlier. Yummy soup, too, with a bit of sausage and lots of carrots for splashes of color! He glances at his wristwatch (yes, Virginia, folks still wear those!) and says, "it's close enough to Easter." Then he rustles around in the 'fridge, checking to make sure the surprise had not broken, and... ta da! A golden bunny!
A golden-coated, dark chocolate, HOLLOW bunny!
Wow! I haven't had a hollow chocolate bunny in DECADES!
I don't believe I've EVER had a hollow DARK chocolate bunny!
Super deluxe COOL!
(big grin!)