look! up in the air! it's a plane!

Here's one from the outlaw Bunny's mom, received this lovely day, the same day I shot the above photo.
Nice timing!

> The Pilot and the Priest
>
> A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is
> a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and
> jeans.
>
> Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know
> whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?'
>
> The guy replies, 'I'm Jack, retired airline pilot from Houston.'
>
> Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, 'Take this
> silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom.'
>
> The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.
>
> Next, it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, 'I am Father
> Bob, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years.'
>
> Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, 'Take this cotton
> robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom.'
>
> 'Just a minute,' says the good father. 'That man was a pilot and he gets
> a silken robe and golden staff and I get only cotton and wood. How can
> this be?'
>
> 'Up here - we go by results,' says Saint Peter. 'When you preached -
> people slept. When he flew, people prayed.'
>