STEM puns, STEM puns, can't get enough of STEM puns!

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

When the boy stole corn from the garden, could he be charged with stalking?

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory.

... to be continued....