Thursday, February 19, 2015

more jumble'd puns


The carpenter was done with the new door. He exited after making a good entrance.

She had to give up tennis for a while, but she was now back in the swing of things.

She made such a good witch because she was crafty.

The prices on the granite floor tiles were rock-bottom.

When she browsed the internet, she was site-seeing.

The scarecrow didn't have a brain, making him absent-minded.

When Medusa was bitten on the neck, she had a bad hair day.

When it came to repairing cars, the auto body shop did a bang-up job.

After buying the condo in the high rise, they lived it up.

The wild ox wouldn't shut up, making the others tired of the yakety-yak.

When Jack Nicholson got the lead in Stanley Kubrick's 1980 film, he was the Shining star.

When the bread factory burned down, it was toast.

He was going to quit teaching at the acting school because there was too much drama.

Getting a good deal at the swap meet involved a lot of give and take.

The quarterback's girlfriend broke up with him, but he was going to try to court her back.

He would be hired as their new sneakers salesman because he was a shoe-in.

They sold the land their plant nursery was on because they outgrew it.

When the machinery at the lumber factory broke down, everyone was milling about.

He poked his skeptical buddy with the new spear to prove his point.

When she saw the fancy new cafe that served Earl Grey and Chai, she thought "LA-TEA-DA".

He asked if the mattress came with a warranty and the salesman told him he could rest assured.

After the White House was completed in 1800, it had a First Family.

He complained about how full he was, and his wife wanted him to stop his bellyaching.

The policeman in the pizza parlor wanted to keep the piece.

If you thought the center of the Earth was as hot as the surface of the sun, you'd be core-ect.

The zombie jingle writer was de-composing.

The Zombies made a snowman in the dead of winter.

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