Sunday, February 9, 2014

gotta get a GOTT!


bfe: Contessa, begin transmission:
bfe: Good evening Dr. Smith.

me: Good evening my dear Contessa!

bfe: I have in my possession one cooler you may know:

me: Oh yes. Silly moi. But i know it to be safe with you.

bfe: i require a ransom on said cooler. Either a.) you have dinner at my abode where I will feed you salmon with an apple/horseradish thing-a-ma-jig or b.) one million united states dollars! Not euros, not dinars, not yen, but USD.

me: I see. A ransom demand. Clearly more pets are required.
me: I choose choice a.
me: When would my presence be requested?


bfe: Contessa! End transmission! Oh by the way that's an awesome chair!

me: Oh i am well aware of your power. I exist to do your bidding.

bfe: ha ha! That is ... wise of you.

bfe: I purchased three movies over the weekend. You may choose one if one is to your liking:

me: Very nice!

bfe: What day works best for you?

me: Shall we again do Tuesday?

bfe: That sounds awesome!
bfe: I look forward to it!

me: I shall share my last Blanc du Bois with you.
It will be very yummy with the fish.


bfe: Your cooler thanks you... today.

me: :-)

bfe: :) I look forward to that!
The flight went so well!
I trust your ... taste.

me: Thank you!
I shall endeavor to please...


3 comments:

faustina said...

Monday, 10 Feb 2014:
I have seen Adaptation - good movie! But i choose the Mae West film for tomorrow. okay by you?

Anonymous said...

Monday, 10 Feb 2014:
That is a good choice - I hope! I have never seen a wc fields film!

- Jeff

faustina said...

fb flashback from Feb. 10 2014:
"Such a fabulous day today! Spending time with Oscar (Johnny Mercer's Savannah History Museum) and fun with hats, followed by slunch at The Distillery with Christa, Lauri, Bonnie, Michael, Hai, Barbara, and Sandra - go, go, go NK! Then to meetup for Cheap Thrills at the Pooler Stadium 12, but having a nice drive in the sunshine instead - with the window OPEN! Many thanks to Hai for inviting me to "The Ed Sullivan Show" 50 Years Ago Today - very nice time machine you have, sir! Good to share waffles and hash browns with you after, too!"
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Lecy Pontzius
jack, my mom, and i went to super museum day. the little ones was with damon but we had a great time.
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Faustina Smith
Which museum did you go to?
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Lecy Pontzius
we went to the visitor center then to the railroad, The childrens museum, Ships of the sea and Jepson.
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Faustina Smith
WOW!!! Very good for you! My group only went to the Savannah History Museum at the Visitor Center. Spent two hours there, I easily could have spent twice that time. I tend to read EVERYTHING.
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Lecy Pontzius
we had an awesome time, going to take dylan and miss priss soon.
Lecy Pontzius
we could have stayed all day in there too