all jumbled up!

More puns derived from the newspaper puzzles... yeah!
(Groan if you must!)

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The wide receiver's wedding day featured a good reception.

The tennis player was double-faulting way too much, so he went to a service center.

He was such a good archer because he understood arrow-dynamics.

The Empire was able to get another Death Star built quickly, thanks to the work force.

He put up so many Christmas lights, the neighbors were in a holi-daze.

He proposed a submarine to reach the bottom of the ocean, but his boss couldn't fathom it.

Yogi and Boo-Boo were taking karate lessons and Yogi was impressed with his sidekick.

The schools' new math teacher was a good addition.

She needed to fix her car and chose a body shop that was wreck-o-mended.

Luckily her seat belt was fastened when her car buckled.

She told her husband if he didn't buckle up, she was going to belt him.

She planned on finishing her lollipop lickety-split.

Since their last trip to the Czech Republic, there'd been much Prague-ress.

He was hoping to get a royal flush, but the cards didn't quite suit his needs.

Happy astronauts come down to Earth.

The Australian marsupial' new treehouse was high koala-ty.

The most popular items at the German deli were the wurst meats.

When she reached the rim of the Grand Canyon, she was on edge.

The canine wanted to be stationed between Canada and the U.S. because he was a border collie.

Having chocolate on her mind gave her sweet dreams.

The dogs that didn't get along were cross-breeds.

They loved their adopted per furrever.

The new quarterback didn't get excited about much. The coach worried that he was too passive.

He practiced the high jump over and over.

When the coach took him out of the game, the starting pitcher was relieved.

After a long day, the telemarketer was ready to call it quits.

The outfielders started their own band and played catchy songs.

The cold weather turned the food-eating contest into a "Chilly" cookoff.

The witch had twin baby girls, but which was which?

He lost weight because he didn't take it lightly.

The fashion shoot featured a model dressed as a hitchhiker with a-posable thumb.

Mary and Joseph, when in Bethlehem, were in a no inn situation.

A begging dog might give you paws for a moment.

An angry kitty requires escape claws.

Storm chasers who are too intent on getting close to a twister have "funnel" vision.